What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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