- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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