how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

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