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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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