Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

can you pass the soap?

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

angelo snyder is not ga

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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