- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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