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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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