- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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