- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

bangers and mash?

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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