- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Eric is gay Ha

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