Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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