- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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