why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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