Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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