- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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