What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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