What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Hail Hitler

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Fine, ladies first.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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