- Anti Joke

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.