- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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