- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A American seeking into mexico

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