Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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