- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who is it?

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's 2+2? Fish

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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