Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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