What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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