- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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