- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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