Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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