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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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