This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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