What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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you see theres this guy.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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