- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Sex

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21