Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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