A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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