Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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