- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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