Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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