- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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