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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks into a vagina

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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