- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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