- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Dyslexia ruels!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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