- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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