- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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