ask me if im a door yes

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I like the color potato.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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