A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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