What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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