Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

whats black? the colour

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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