Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why? Because.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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PENIS lol

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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