- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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