- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Communism hehe xd

Wait! hundred billions!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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