Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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