What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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