- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

I will create more jobs for americans

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

PICKLES

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??