Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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