- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Chicken

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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