Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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This is an anti- joke

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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