- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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