- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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