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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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