Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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