- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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