What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

boobs!

mikey is cute

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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