what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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