How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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