- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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