- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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