- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Justin Bieber.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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