- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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