- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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