- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

cancer

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??