HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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