A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock Knock No solicitors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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