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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he