what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Men

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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