A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why? Because.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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