- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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