- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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