- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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