What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Indians

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

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