i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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