What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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