I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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