- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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