Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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