Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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