- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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