- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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