How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

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