- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

noah is a scrub jungle

Charlie Sheen

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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