What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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kieran is a homosexual

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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