- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

pobody's nerfect

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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