- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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