- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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