- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

kieran is a homosexual

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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