How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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