Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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