- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So a baby seal walks into a club

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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