What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Obama

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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