Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Homo say what?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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