what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

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