- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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