- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock Knock No solicitors

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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