- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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