- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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