- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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