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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks