- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man did not like this site

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Gus's mom

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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