Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What comes after 69? 70

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Anti Joke

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