- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

I named my son ps2 controller

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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