- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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