- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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