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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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