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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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