What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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