Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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