- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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