Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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