why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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