Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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