- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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