- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

I am a mime

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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