What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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