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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Nothing. He made it home safely.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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