- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

* anti-punchline

This statement is false.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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