Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Anti-jokes are funny.

Women's rights

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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