Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A hill billy went fishing

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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