What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Want to hear a joke? No.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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