- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

The chickens have become self-aware!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Small Penis.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

what's worse then a blowjob?

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

An man walks to a bra

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