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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

who is not good looking? mon morello

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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