- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??