Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Praise Paisley

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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