What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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u suck

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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