- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

-9

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

-9

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

-9

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

-9

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

-9

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

-9

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

fridge

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

fridge

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR