What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Anti Joke

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