- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

all these jokes are horrible now

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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