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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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